Category Archives: Ass Shaking

When She bounces her Ass on the Dance floor

Lets Try Anal! When you are out at the club with your boys and you see a hot bitch that should be in XXX movies you know that if she can bounce that ass on the dance floor, she can certainly have some Anal XXX fun in store for you. Free sex movies and the hottest Sextubes are full of hot babes who can really shake an ass on the dance floor, driving all the Mofos crazy and essentially advertising that their asses are open for some serious anal sex business. In da club or in da Ass, it’s all Hardcore to me!

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Best ass sites

Ever thought about what the absolute best porn sites – especially regarding asses? If yes, then I recommend you guys to take a look at a couple of adult review sites called Porn Reviews and Adult Reviews. They are independent review sites with over 1000 reviews together. As far as I can tell they look decent and doesn’t cheat with the rankings – sincere and honest.

For those of you who doesn’t want to read (I hear you :-) ) I’ve made a shortlist here for the best ASS sites:

Ass Parade (Asses lined up for inspection. Huge site part of big multisite as well)

Monster Curves (Curvy women at their finest, wiggly bubble butts etc.)

Extreme Asses (The name speaks for it self :-) )

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Watching very Funny Videos of Ass Shaking

very funny videosI love watching very funny videos of ass shaking. I don’t care who does the ass shaking or where he/she is doing it. If it is funny, I’d be sure to download it.

I was looking for very funny videos one day when my little sister knocked at the door. I allowed her to come in and we waited for the videos to load. She shares this passion with me – we often spend a lot of time watching these funny vids.

I would sometimes download funny cartoon flicks especially for her. One of the really funny vids that we always love to watch goes like this:

Two people were walking down the street. The music suddenly blasts from somewhere, startling them. The music was so upbeat that they began to dance to it as they continued to walk. Their booties shaking, they would bounce up and down the street. Round the bend, the first man tripped and went rolling down the hill, ass still shaking as he bounced.

It was, of course, very silly and unrealistic. Still, it never fails to make my sister laugh so I always play it when she comes to my room.

very funny videosSometimes, I’d also download funny videos for kids. She would proudly tell our parents that I love her so much because I make her laugh all the time. Of course, my parents enjoyed the flicks, too. They’d watch the flicks that I had downloaded for my sister.

Though I love watching and downloading very funny videos, I would also download porn flicks. I don’t let my sister see them, of course. When I am sure that she is already sleeping in her room and wouldn’t be coming back anymore, I would watch these porn flicks. I still like to see these sexy booties shaking to music, especially if the booties are shaking on top of a cock.

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Getting an ass parade in your bedroom

I haven’t always been an ass fan.  Back in my younger days, I liked women with big tits.  I’m not talking huge ass tits that make them look like they’re carrying watermelons but large enough for me to fill my mouth with.  Large enough tits to have a thick nipple on my tongue while I’m suckin’ on those titties.  What turned me into be a big ass fan?  Good question.  I’ve always thought that an ass is an ass.  Like a flat ass is the same as a round ass, like a small ass is the same as this big ass.  That all changed when a buddy of mine turned me on to ass porno.

Ass porno deals with booty worship.  It is all about the camera just focusing on those sweet, round, firm booties–jiggling, clapping, shaking while they are getting fucked.   I guess what turned me on to raw butt porn was how raw and intense it is.  No boring shit like mainstream porn. When you’re looking at booty porn,  you can feel the heat, the intensity, and the rawness of nonstop relentless butt pounding ass cracking action.  The chicks’ clapping ass being pounded raw by hard angry dicks don’t lie. One more thing, don’t get me wrong and turn this into a racial thing, but I can’t lie–I love the “ghetto” IN YOUR FACE feel to it.   Nothing ghetto amateur hotties getting dicked down raw.  Nothing comes clsoe to it—the down home feel of that raw booty fuckin’ that you can only get from good assporno.

Another advantage of bigbootyporn is big ass sex.  I used to just enjoy just watching these tight women getting their big asses just fucked on camera.  I then tried it in real life and I’ve been hooked ever since.  Nothing like feeling those massive globes of ass flesh, firm and round, just swallow my dick and milk my nuts while I’m cornholing.  It’s fuckin amazin’.  Actually, it makes me wanna spurt gallons of man yogurt just thinking about it.  So how do you get an ass parade going in your bedroom? It’s pretty simple, just go to craigslist, or backpage or some local colleges (try to get invited or crash frat/sorority parties).  Network away.  I’ve arranged some booty porn shoots just working the local college circuit.  There’s a lot of freaky college hoes all around you, you just need to open your eyes and see that you can have an ass parade in your bedroom anytime—all you need to do is put in the effort!

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D Ass is definitely delightful

One of my favorite songs of the early 90′s was “Groove is in the Heart” by a band called Dee Lite.  Never in a million years did I think that I would find a woman’s behind so delightful and a source of personal joy.  But here I am, one the biggest ass fans on the planet! D Ass is the best part of a woman’s anatomy hands down (and dicks up).  Maybe my opinion is a product of  my experiences in college fucking ethnic women with beautiful round butts.  As a white guy, I have to admit 80-90 percent of white women have no ass.  The same truth holds for Asian women- no ass.

I would have been perfectly happy living (and fucking) in an assless world just like a blind man living in a dark world.  That was the world I lived in before I was introduced to the delightful wonders of the D Ass.  This girl, let’s call her Shavelle, was a co-worker and she was typical Oakland piece of black ass.  I mean she’s about 5’4”, big ass tits, kind of flabby gut, and nice round ass. I didn’t think much of her, she was just a co-worker.  She’s really cool, very chill to hang out with, not very uptight unlike my other co-workers.  One night she invited my to this party, and I said “why not?”  You know, a black party in Oakland.  So I went with a few black friends of mine and we had a good time.

I saw Shavelle there and she was giving me this look–like she’s expecting something more.  To cut a long story short, our conversation ended up with her giving me head at a Safeway parking lot several blocks from where that party was.  I was grabbing that black ass, and I loved its firness. It was also huge!  I couldn’t wait to get my dick in her pussy.  So when I finally got to flip her over and started feeding her titties with my salami, I thought I was going to cum immediately–her tits felt like heaven.  She was rocking my dick hard in all directions.  I don’t wanna sound like ungrateful, but a lot of white and Asian women I dated had no energy.  They just stick my dick into their pussies, rock a bit, and they just cum.  Very mechanical, I mean Shavelle just took it to a whole other level.  Sex became a sweaty, nasty, dirty dance.  My cock and her pussy and her ass, and my hands, and her nipples, it was all part of a choreographed dance.  We were just bucking wild, just sweating.  It was a FULL ON EXPERIENCE– all the senses – the sight, smell, touch, taste, sounds, everything just reeking sex!  There’s a saying, “once you’ve had black, you’d never go back”.   It’s true.  After Shavelle, I’ve been looking, and have always been on the lookout for fat ass black, and Latina ass.  That’s all I do now.  Flat asses, emotionless, mechanical sex are nightmares of the past. Now I’m only looking at full sex experiences and it’s definitely delightful to meet women with D ass that know how to work it and know how to unleash the sexual the power, the sexual 3D power of  D ass is just amazing.  I can definitely vouch for that!

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