Hot Butts Bouncing

Posted on December 1, 2010 by peter

hot buttsI work for a company offering bounce house rental. I especially love this job because I see a lot of hot butts bouncing on our equipment. Our equipment could actually handle the weight of adults, not just kids. Thus, there are plenty of opportunities for me to enjoy watching hot asses bouncing.

One day, our company was asked to handle a party at one of the large mansions in the city. They would need at least 5 equipments. I was in charge of one bounce house that adults can easily enjoy – a large square arena where adults can bounce without fear.

The party was held to celebrate spring break. These rich people can easily spend a lot of money on such stuff, really. Well, I am not complaining, after all, the more they party and hire our services and equipment, the more money I’d have as tips and wages, right? We also earn extra money for overtime.

Anyway, I was manning the bounce house when some young adults came over. The chicks were wearing skimpy shorts and shirts tied at the midriff. I asked them to remove their shoes and sandals before they could bounce. They readily complied with my instructions.

hot buttsTheir hot butts shaking and bouncing, they screamed with happiness. I love to see them wiggle their butts as they jumped and bounced. My cock would sometimes go hard just by watching these chicks bouncing. All that bouncing and jumping would make me wish that they were bouncing on my hard cock instead.

Our bounce house rental is available for all occasions. We’ve been booked in kids’ parties, adult parties, even bridal showers and baby showers. Thus, I have plenty of chances to check out hot butts. Of course, I don’t ogle little kids and teens – they are way too cute for me to ogle them. It is the older ones that I love, the sexy chicks who love to wear sexy clothing while bouncing.

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Watching very Funny Videos of Ass Shaking

Posted on November 17, 2010 by peter

very funny videosI love watching very funny videos of ass shaking. I don’t care who does the ass shaking or where he/she is doing it. If it is funny, I’d be sure to download it.

I was looking for very funny videos one day when my little sister knocked at the door. I allowed her to come in and we waited for the videos to load. She shares this passion with me – we often spend a lot of time watching these funny vids.

I would sometimes download funny cartoon flicks especially for her. One of the really funny vids that we always love to watch goes like this:

Two people were walking down the street. The music suddenly blasts from somewhere, startling them. The music was so upbeat that they began to dance to it as they continued to walk. Their booties shaking, they would bounce up and down the street. Round the bend, the first man tripped and went rolling down the hill, ass still shaking as he bounced.

It was, of course, very silly and unrealistic. Still, it never fails to make my sister laugh so I always play it when she comes to my room.

very funny videosSometimes, I’d also download funny videos for kids. She would proudly tell our parents that I love her so much because I make her laugh all the time. Of course, my parents enjoyed the flicks, too. They’d watch the flicks that I had downloaded for my sister.

Though I love watching and downloading very funny videos, I would also download porn flicks. I don’t let my sister see them, of course. When I am sure that she is already sleeping in her room and wouldn’t be coming back anymore, I would watch these porn flicks. I still like to see these sexy booties shaking to music, especially if the booties are shaking on top of a cock.

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Tapping that Ass Booty

Posted on November 4, 2010 by peter

Not all booty is the same.  I’m sure that’s not a surprise to men who have tapped a lot of booty or who’ve seen a lot of big, round, booty all over the world.  Sadly, when you type in the word “booty” at any search engine, for every picture of  nice, smooth, big piece of booty you also come up with a lot of shit. I’m talking about nasty, fat, flabby ass “booty” that looks like a sack of cottage cheese that’s all curdly and moldy.  Disgusting.

So how do I define QUALITY “ass booty”?   Quality’s definition changes from person to person depending on who you ask.  What makes me such an authority on ass quality?  I’ve been lookin’ at booty for over three decades now.  You see, I was a strip bar bouncer back in the 70′s.  In the 80′s moved up to managing a few stripbars and topless bars. In the 90′s I started dabbling in black booty porn entertainment.  I shot footage of crackheads, club girls, you fuckin’ name it, getting their fuck game on.  You can say I’ve been around the block so when I say one particular piece of piece of ass booty is quality, it’s probably a good idea to pay attention.  Those are my credentials—over 30 years of appraising (and fucking) quality ass booty.

How do I define quality booty?  It’s not enough that the model has big ass tits.  That should be a given.  Tits have to be all natural.  I’m not talking about not plastic globes or basketballs glued to her chest.  Those titties have to be real.  You can tell some big ass tits are real the way move when a ho is bouncing up and down a hard shaft or when she’s getting drilled from behind.  Real tits flop all over the place.  Fake tits don’t move at all.  A woman must have a narrow waist for her butt to qualify as quality ass booty.  A lot of guys, actually just young punks, confuse quality ass booty with fat asses without any regard to a woman’s waist.  Quality ass booty is never FAT booty–I don’t give a damn if you spell with an f or a ph, fat is fat.  Fat booty is nasty, but punk ass busters think that a woman with a big ass gut and a matching fat ass is a good thing.  Hell to the Naw!  If her ass got fat because the rest of her is fat, she’s a pig.  You can find better.  So the waist has to be narrow and  the stomach has to be flat. Big ass tits on top, narrow waist at the middle and big ass at the bottom. I’m talking quality ass booty, that is spelled DAT ASS.  Bitch has to have at least a 34 chest and at least a 36, 38, wide ass.

The ass cannot be flat.  This is crucial to the definition of quality booty.  Her ass has to be round at the bottom.  It’s gotta look like a thoroughbred racehorce’s ass–round at the back, not flat and wide. It has to be round so there’s some traction when you’re laying some deep pipe into that sweet pussy, you can cup up her booty and you see some resistance between that ass bouncing up around you.   Finally, there must be absolutely no cottage cheese or stretchmark on that ass.  It has to be round and smooth.  Write the shit above in stone—it’s the only definition of quality BOOTY you’ll ever need in your life, son.

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Getting an ass parade in your bedroom

Posted on October 28, 2010 by peter

I haven’t always been an ass fan.  Back in my younger days, I liked women with big tits.  I’m not talking huge ass tits that make them look like they’re carrying watermelons but large enough for me to fill my mouth with.  Large enough tits to have a thick nipple on my tongue while I’m suckin’ on those titties.  What turned me into be a big ass fan?  Good question.  I’ve always thought that an ass is an ass.  Like a flat ass is the same as a round ass, like a small ass is the same as this big ass.  That all changed when a buddy of mine turned me on to ass porno.

Ass porno deals with booty worship.  It is all about the camera just focusing on those sweet, round, firm booties–jiggling, clapping, shaking while they are getting fucked.   I guess what turned me on to raw butt porn was how raw and intense it is.  No boring shit like mainstream porn. When you’re looking at booty porn,  you can feel the heat, the intensity, and the rawness of nonstop relentless butt pounding ass cracking action.  The chicks’ clapping ass being pounded raw by hard angry dicks don’t lie. One more thing, don’t get me wrong and turn this into a racial thing, but I can’t lie–I love the “ghetto” IN YOUR FACE feel to it.   Nothing ghetto amateur hotties getting dicked down raw.  Nothing comes clsoe to it—the down home feel of that raw booty fuckin’ that you can only get from good assporno.

Another advantage of bigbootyporn is big ass sex.  I used to just enjoy just watching these tight women getting their big asses just fucked on camera.  I then tried it in real life and I’ve been hooked ever since.  Nothing like feeling those massive globes of ass flesh, firm and round, just swallow my dick and milk my nuts while I’m cornholing.  It’s fuckin amazin’.  Actually, it makes me wanna spurt gallons of man yogurt just thinking about it.  So how do you get an ass parade going in your bedroom? It’s pretty simple, just go to craigslist, or backpage or some local colleges (try to get invited or crash frat/sorority parties).  Network away.  I’ve arranged some booty porn shoots just working the local college circuit.  There’s a lot of freaky college hoes all around you, you just need to open your eyes and see that you can have an ass parade in your bedroom anytime—all you need to do is put in the effort!

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How to get some of that big black ass?

Posted on October 14, 2010 by peter

It used to be that black ass seemed like an impossible goal. How can I as an average guy get some sweet black ass?  How can I get some of that? A black buddy of mine, Earl,was always surrounded by some sweet big black ass.  I was telling Earl, “Man, how the fuck do I hook up?”  “What’s your secret?”  His answer?  It’s all about going to the right parties.  Sure enough, Earl hooked me up.

H got me on the guest list to this black fraternity party at our college. I swear, it was like a wall to wall collection of hot brown asses there.  I’m talking about all shades of African-American and Latina women–from light cream to sweet satin black.  Fuck the cream–I love it dark.  As that old (but true) saying goes:  the darker the berry the sweeter the juice.  The moment I got in the door I was thinking “Where those dark-skinned sister at?”

Sure enough, that night I hooked up with some sweet black mom ass.  We went to her place.  This sistah had a two year-old kid in the other room while she was beating my dick with her pussy like it owed her money.  I thought I was gonna spurt gallons into that mom-ass!  I didn’t wear a condom and she was just working that shit!  No condom = super sensitive dick.  I thought I was goona cum after just one minute of pluggin that premium round ass.  I was choking my balls to keep from embarassing myself.  Nothing more embarassing than emptying your sack too early.  So that’s the first time I hooked up with premium big black ass.

What are my tips on how to get big black ass?  Number 1: check out newspapers for African-American events like homecoming of colleges, black fraternities’ “step” public show.  Facebook is good because you can filter based on ethnicity.  Another good source is Black Planet.  If you can’t hook up immediately with chicks on facebook, maybe they can refer you to some of their freakier friends in real life.  I’ve gotten some sweet black tang tang facebook and BP.  If you’re feeling really adventurous, try Craigslist.  Doesn’t matter what your race is, just be specifics on what you’re looking for–somebody will step-up to the plate.  I wish you luck in getting some of that big black ass, it’s definitely worth you’re time and every effort.  Since I’ve “gone black”, I definitely will never be coming back to thin flat white ass.  No, Sir.

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Ass dance tips and tricks

Posted on October 1, 2010 by peter

You’ve probably seen this on shitloads of Youtube videos–black and latin girls, (with the ocassional white girl) ass dancing in front of a webcam.  Shaking that ass, bouncin’ ass cheeks, clapping that ass.  It’s quite a sight.  I love these ass dance videos.  Sadly, not all of them do it right.

For women to successfully flash and show off that booty on youtube, they have to follow some basic tips.  First of all, you have to HAVE AN ASS. Seems basic but you’d be surprised at the sheer volume of wannabe butt teasers on Youtube showing off butts that look like they belong to prepubescent Chinese boys.  The asses don’t have to be big black asses or be super huge.  But the girls have to have asses.  What do I mean with “having an ass”? It has to be round.  It can’t be flat.  If your girl’s ass looks like you can iron a shirt on it, tell her not to bother posting her ass dance video on youtube.   Maybe show a video of her showing her tits or just plain teasing.  But don’t let her degrade or embarrass herself by posting an ass video when she’s got nothing to offer.

Second point:  assuming that your girl has ass, you have to keep the camera at the right distance so that you can see the whole dimension of her ass while she’s doing her ass dance.  You can’t be too close because the viewer won’t be able to see shit.  Or the details will be lost.  Keep enough distance so the viewer can enjoy the contour of her booty—it must have a three-dimensional feel.  Maybe a three-quarters view, so you can see part of the side and the back of that ass.  This way, the viewer can have a fuller appreciation of that beauty of nature  unfolding right before his eyes.

Finally, if a girl decides to do an ass dance, she has to do it with a lot of gusto.  Quality ass dance videos require a lot of passion.  Think Carnavale at Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.  She’s gotta shake that ass like her mom’s life depended on it.  Like James Brown used to say, “Shake your money maker”.  You gotta shake that ass–try to make the fuckin’ viewers believe your butt can cure cancer!   Nothing wastes my time more than chicks with sexy asses not moving the right way, not moving with the right passion, with the right energy – you gotta give it your all.

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Huge ass humping secrets

Posted on September 21, 2010 by peter

I’ve haven’t always been a big fan of anal sex.  I have to admit, the idea of sticking my dick inside a cavity you used to push out poop wasn’t exactly high in my sexual TO DO list.  The idea of sticking my dick balls deep in a woman’s ass and either cumming inside her ass or spewing my scum all over her jiggling ass cheeks took some getting used to.  These images really turn me on now but this hasn’t always been the case.  Here’s how my attitude changed when it came to ass humping.

I had this neighbor with a boyfriend in jail.  She has two kids and she’s in her 30′s.  She is also the proud owner of a huge thick ass.  Originally, it wasn’t really her ass that I was after–it was her, I imagined, tight pussy.  She’s got that pretty girl next door face.  She reminds me of a younger Stacy Dash.  You remember Stacy Dash from the movie Clueless, right?  Anyway, one time she was gardening and I I stopped by to hangout briefly.  We made some quick chitchat and apparently that day marked her boyfriend’s 8th year in jail.  It didn’t seem like he’ll be released soon because she said he was involved in some brutal knife fight in jail behind bars.

After several minutes listening to to her personal trials and tribulations, I am happy to report that it all ended with her bouncing on my dick.  There’s nothing I love more than having ass meat bouncing on my abs while my dick is relentlessly pounding a tight black hole.  She was going all crazy and I was loving drilling that mom’s ass.  All  of a sudden, she turned around and told me she wanted me to fuck her in the ass.  This caught me by surprise.  I like asses and everything, indeed, i’m a big booty fan, but when it comes to actual anal penetration/ass fucking that’s where I used to draw the line.  An ass is different from an asshole.  An asshole produces shit, an ass bounces on your dick while your fuckin’ a woman’s pussy.  So I was kinda’ not so hot on that idea.  She told me that if I didn’t drill her butthole then and there, that will the last time we fucked.

I’d be damned, if I’m gonna release that sweet ass of her to be fucked by some other neighborhood brothas.  I’m sure they’d tear that shit up – they’d love that shit.  It was quite a deal to let go, I mean, she definitely has that ASS 4 ALL.  So I slapped some lube on my junk but I was pretty reluctant.  Her butt cheeks were really sweaty by now after a couple of hours of raw pussy drilling.  I thought I wasn’t going to get hard again so soon after already creaming deep in her pussy.  But I MANNED THE FUCK UP and found enough energy to put it in her ass.  Guess what?  That was the last time I hesitated fuckin’ a woman in the butt.  That ass was like two pieces of sweet heaven brown heaven packed together in yummy bootylicious goodnes.  My hard rod was being milked by this fuckin’ booty that wouldn’t quit.  Her ass was so damn tight!  She was getting off on my shit –yelling, moaning, screaming, hollering out loud.  The more she got off, the harder I get, and the more her butt muscles milked my fuckin nuts.  Her butt felt like a glove deep inside her ass just grabbing on my dick and milking it.  I must’ve cum like over a gallon.  I came harder the second time while fucking her in the ass than the first time when I fucked her in the pussy.   That’s definitely some mom’s ass.   I continued to fuck her like five years on and off, until she moved back in with her parents Upstate.  She’s definitely a good reason to visit the Bay Area.

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Finding the perfect ass

Posted on September 7, 2010 by peter

I’ve been a big fan of big ass boobs for a long time now.  When I say big ass boobs, I’m talking about a large ass and a matching set of boobs.  There has to be some symmetry between a nice pair of boobs and a big ass.  They don’t have to be exactly the same size but they have to be roughly the same.  That’s what makes a woman voluptous.  Big boobs, narrow waist, and big ass.  Sadly, in this time and age, especially when you’re watching a lot of porn online, there’s many porn producers think that the formula for “perfect ass” consists of big plastic boobs, a fat ass gut, and a flabby ass.  This is FAR from the perfect ass.  It’s fuckin’ sick and it’s fuckin’ gross!  Sadly, that’s what qualifies for much of “big ass” porn nowadays.  Watching dudes fucking women with flabby asses and nasty fake boobs is like watching a BESTIALITY video.  Just fuckin’ sick and gross.   The government should ban that shit.  It’s like watching a pot-bellied pig get sexually abused.

Finding the perfect ass is all about having standards.  I’m not talking aboout ass kissing to chicks who have self esteem issues, saying “hey baby, you’re not really fat, you’re just big-boned”.  Not that shit.  We’re  talking perfect ass standards – no ass kissing, no watering down your standards, just sticking  to the classic standards.  The first element of the classic standard for ass is PROPORTION.  If a girl has a 34C cup at least, it has to be proportional to her height.  A woman with smaller tits, should be smaller, but the taller she is, those boobs must be bigger.  The next element is AUTHENTICITY.  Her tits better be natural.  Nothing kills boners more than a girl’s fake tits that don’t move when you’re slammin’ her pussy or drillin her doggy style.  That’s just nasty.  It’s like having a pair of basketballs attached to a chick’s chest.  Those fake tits are really killing online porn.  Natural tits don’t have to be perfectly symmetrical but they have to beround tits, no flat and droopy parts.  The waist and stomach of the chick has to be flat.  That’s what you call a dime piece.  Not a fat chick with a big gut.  Flat and narrow waist – that’s when you know when you’re dealing with a hoe that is really natural big tits. No fake bitches that got big tits because she’s fat or has plastic parts from Mattel.  The final element is SHAPE.  It’s enough to have a big ass.  The perfect ass is round, not flat, and wide and firm.  One thing that many guys miss is the firmness factor.  Many porn producer think that if a chick looks like she’s carrying 12 pounds of cottage cheese on her backside then she good enough to fuck.  That porn producer’s just really selling himself short.  You have to really look out for quality.  Look for quality and you’ll find quality.  It’s all about having (and keeping) high standards!

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Asshole reaming your girlfriend

Posted on August 22, 2010 by peter

black girl assThe thought of  tonguing a woman’s ass wasn’t exactly at the top of my list of turn-ons.  In fact, it was at the bottom ranking close to fucking Asian girls that look like Sandra Oh..  While I’m a big ass fan, I like watching tight round boobies bouncing on my chest while I’m slamming on my girl’s pussy, her ass bucking up against me while I’m doing her doggy style, licking her tits, or grabbing her while doing her on missionary style.  The thought of putting my tongue in the place where shit comes out of on a woman’s anatomy doesn’t exactly make my dick hard.  Well it didn’t before, until I met Ayeesha.

Ayeesha was this sweet mocha skinned black girl that worked at the coffeeshop next to my college dorm.  She must be 18 or 19,  she wasn’t fat.  Quite thin actually.  She had this nice sweet ass.  She was thin upfront, thin waist, flat tummy, and then BOOOM– a 3D warp on her back side. Sweet, round booty.  Like I said, I appreciate booty and this asset of her caught my eye.  So we made some small talk, bit by bit, for a couple of weeks.  I thought my game was weak because normally I had no problem getting black girl ass.  I mean when it comes down laying that bullshit I’m as good as the next brother when it came to that game.  So I was beginning to get worried, I needed to step it the fuck up!

I finally hooked up with her when I saw her at a black fraternity function that my buddy Earl invited me to.  She has this infectious laugh when I was crackin’ jokes. She was getting a little drunk and so was I.  One thing led to another and she ended up suckin’ on my dick in my dormroom.  She had a decent top, nothing to write about, nice little mango titties with long thick raisins on top of them, nice to lick at, and grab.  But I couldn’t get enough of that black girl ass that she has, it was  just a piece of chocolate heaven.  So I was kneeding them hard while my cock was probing her musky wet pussy.  She bouncing on my dick.  I thought I was gonna blow my wad right then and there.  I mean this chick was tight! I felt like she was massaging my cock with her tongue – I mean this woman really knew how to work a dick! So I was enjoying myself, trying not to come too fast and trying to distract myself from cumming by licking her titties.  All of a sudden, she got off my dick and told me to lick her ass.  WTF?  That’s disgusting, and that’s dirty!  I told her I’d rather stick my black girl asscock in her ass than put my tongue in her ass.  But that sweet black ass of hers got the best of me, and she kept begging to tongue her and she’d let me stick my dick in her ass in exchange. This was our first time together and this was extra freaky, so we took a shower together.  I made damn sure I cleaned downtown pretty very carefully and thoroughly, if you know what I mean. I must’ve spent a whole bar of soap cleaning that up and a gallon of water just make damn sure!

When the moment of truth came, I was tonguing her ass – and it wasn’t so bad!  First of all it was nice and clean, smelled good.  But just hearing her moan got my dick hard, and the more she moaned the more I loved tonguing and lapping her asshole.  It started at the border and then I just went straight for the center of that sweet black anal donut–drilling her butt with my tongue.  When she was ready to go and she couldn’t  take it anymore, she told me to ram my rock hard shaft in her butthole.  She didn’t have to ask twice.  I caught her by surprise, and she was squealing while I was banging her asshole hard.  I guess the wall of my dorm was very thin, so some lucky guy was squirting gallons jerkin’ off to me and Ayeesha fucking!  Sadly I only got to fuck Ayeesha twice after that.  Apparently some other guy got her pregnant and she had to move.  It would be nice to run into her.  I would love to take a nice drive down Memory Lane (aka Hershey Highway) with her.

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D Ass is definitely delightful

Posted on August 8, 2010 by peter

One of my favorite songs of the early 90′s was “Groove is in the Heart” by a band called Dee Lite.  Never in a million years did I think that I would find a woman’s behind so delightful and a source of personal joy.  But here I am, one the biggest ass fans on the planet! D Ass is the best part of a woman’s anatomy hands down (and dicks up).  Maybe my opinion is a product of  my experiences in college fucking ethnic women with beautiful round butts.  As a white guy, I have to admit 80-90 percent of white women have no ass.  The same truth holds for Asian women- no ass.

I would have been perfectly happy living (and fucking) in an assless world just like a blind man living in a dark world.  That was the world I lived in before I was introduced to the delightful wonders of the D Ass.  This girl, let’s call her Shavelle, was a co-worker and she was typical Oakland piece of black ass.  I mean she’s about 5’4”, big ass tits, kind of flabby gut, and nice round ass. I didn’t think much of her, she was just a co-worker.  She’s really cool, very chill to hang out with, not very uptight unlike my other co-workers.  One night she invited my to this party, and I said “why not?”  You know, a black party in Oakland.  So I went with a few black friends of mine and we had a good time.

I saw Shavelle there and she was giving me this look–like she’s expecting something more.  To cut a long story short, our conversation ended up with her giving me head at a Safeway parking lot several blocks from where that party was.  I was grabbing that black ass, and I loved its firness. It was also huge!  I couldn’t wait to get my dick in her pussy.  So when I finally got to flip her over and started feeding her titties with my salami, I thought I was going to cum immediately–her tits felt like heaven.  She was rocking my dick hard in all directions.  I don’t wanna sound like ungrateful, but a lot of white and Asian women I dated had no energy.  They just stick my dick into their pussies, rock a bit, and they just cum.  Very mechanical, I mean Shavelle just took it to a whole other level.  Sex became a sweaty, nasty, dirty dance.  My cock and her pussy and her ass, and my hands, and her nipples, it was all part of a choreographed dance.  We were just bucking wild, just sweating.  It was a FULL ON EXPERIENCE– all the senses – the sight, smell, touch, taste, sounds, everything just reeking sex!  There’s a saying, “once you’ve had black, you’d never go back”.   It’s true.  After Shavelle, I’ve been looking, and have always been on the lookout for fat ass black, and Latina ass.  That’s all I do now.  Flat asses, emotionless, mechanical sex are nightmares of the past. Now I’m only looking at full sex experiences and it’s definitely delightful to meet women with D ass that know how to work it and know how to unleash the sexual the power, the sexual 3D power of  D ass is just amazing.  I can definitely vouch for that!

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